tastefullyoffensive:

Man’s greatest invention. [video]

If I were Hannibal (or Mrs Lovett) I would have lawyer for dinner tonight. But instead I’ll just have a couple of those alfajores my parents brought me…I’m sure they taste better, anyway.

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

"My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time."
Anonymous (via sorelatable)

Pablo Picasso photographed in his studio near Cannes, France in 1956. The Thonet rocking chair in the distance appears in many of his paintings.

Pablo Picasso photographed in his studio near Cannes, France in 1956. The Thonet rocking chair in the distance appears in many of his paintings.

frederickpage:

Mr. & Mrs. Asshole

wincheski:

of-gods-and-monsters:

#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective

Out of context this is a really strange conversation